We kill for money
And everyone hates us
And we get killed alot
But Besides that our life is awesome. So ask away.
By the way, this is Deadpool, answering questions about my new series Deadpool, not the idiot who moderates these questions.
But Besides that our life is awesome. So ask away.
By the way, this is Deadpool, answering questions about my new series Deadpool, not the idiot who moderates these questions.
D-pooly: Guess who just raided Stark Industries!
Pool: ..... No
Hey Bloxx!
Yeah?
Die.
Mk
Yeah?
Die.
Mk
Boba Pool: Who the hell is this kid?
THE POOL: My fees are $300 an assassination. $400 if it's a difficult job. $50 for each body part you wanna keep.
Mk.
You into the...goods?
When are you gonna talk about your first part of being Deadpool, Mr. Pool?
DP: Like a How-To Guide? Not a bad idea.
The goods as in....THE REAL GOODS!