Nick Fury: alright gentlemen, your mission is to escort the Black Widow to Russia so she can deliver intelligence to Prime Minister Putin.
Spider-Man: Tuh, Nick i think is a job for agents not a bunch of street crime fighters.
Nick Fury: not with who you're up against.
- an image of Dr.Doom apears on the screen of the Quinjet*
Spider-Man: oh crap!
Daredevil: what who is it?
Iron Fist: we're up against Doom, Matt.
Daredevil: well this sucks.
Luke Cage: tell Jessica i love her.
Nick: fine, now get going.
- the hatch door opens*
Spider-Man: oh man, i forgot i was gonna go see Jimmy Fallon tonight at Studio 6B.
- the heroes, consisting of Peter, Luke, Matt, Danny, Remy and Logan, make the jump out the jet*
Natasha: hello boys, welcome to Paris.
Peter: woah, woah, woah, wait. why the heck are we in Paris, we were supposed to go to Moscow.
Natasha: we have our reasons. now lets go.
- a bolt of energy hits the ground the heroes look up and see a ship with a video of image of Doom*
Natasha: unfourtunatly. Spider-Man, Iron Fist, you two take Logan and Luke Cage up to the ship ----!
Remy: excuse me, "comrade" but i have simpler plan.
Natasha: and what would that be "masure"?
- pulls card from deck, charges, throws, boom and repeat*
(over speker) Dr.Doom: doombots engage the enemy, NOW!
- a series of doombots land with thundering thud*
Luke: yo, Logan, how 'bout throwing a few fastballs?
Logan: i'm in.
- Luke picks up Logan, claws popped, an throws him at the asult of doombots*
Logan: that's how you do it Gumbo.
Remy: cute, monei-me.
- Logan retracts all but middle right claw*
Logan: screw you!
Peter: hey, hey, easy boys!